Name: Cookie Brownie Bar
Total Ingredients: 20 (est.)
Why Unhealthy: Mixing brownies, cookies, and chocolate chips.
Personal Justification: At any and all office functions, you're allowed to eat whatever you want, in excess. That's my rule, and it is copyrighted.
Enabler: Billy the Baker.
Personal Pledge: No pledge necessary. I ate a grilled portobello and grilled pineapple also, so I feel like that easily balances out the cookiebrowniething. Right? Right?? Whatever.